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Warning: this is strong stuff — a graphic display of prostitution by the likes of Chris Matthews and Wolf Blitzer.

With the third anniversary of "Mission Accomplished" approaching, Media Matters has compiled some of the blood-for-ratings media hype that transformed the Boy King into Ike II.

Some of Tweety's pronouncements:

And that's the president looking very much like a jet, you know, a high-flying jet star. A guy who is a jet pilot. Has been in the past when he was younger, obviously.

Here's a president who's really nonverbal. He's like Eisenhower. He looks great in a military uniform. He looks great in that cowboy costume he wears when he goes West.

The president there -- look at this guy! We're watching him. He looks like he flew the plane. He only flew it as a passenger, but he's flown --

He looks for real. What is it about the commander in chief role, the hat that he does wear, that makes him -- I mean, he seems like -- he didn't fight in a war, but he looks like he does.

We're proud of our president. Americans love having a guy as president, a guy who has a little swagger, who's physical, who's not a complicated guy like Clinton....

Women like a guy who's president. Check it out. The women like this war. I think we like having a hero as our president.

So Matthews doesn't have to strain himself so hard next time, here are some talking points he can use when Bush leaves the White House:

Look at him, striding out of this magnificent colorless edifice! He's done what no other U.S. leader has done — he's been successfully impeached! I hope there's more rock up there in Mount Rushmore!

Well he didn't-- he didn't, win the wars with Iraq, Iran, and Sarasota (he swears he wrote "Syria" on those orders), but man did he look transplendent signing those letters of surrender!

I know he's never practiced a single one of Jesus' teachings, yet there's something noble, something superhuman, godlike even, and über-masculine about this modern-day male Venus, like a gossamer John Holmes on steroids, if you will.