Colbert tribute song
To hear "Colbert" performed by The Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy, click here.
(to the tune of the Eric Clapton hit "Cocaine")
Be sure to show some love to "Cocaine" songwriter J.J. Cale, the hit-version's performer Eric Clapton, and their lawyers — by buying the original recordings.
(to the tune of the Eric Clapton hit "Cocaine")
Who taught the Pres and the press that thing called "truthiness": Colbert
Who does a "Threat Down" on bears and speaks of Hindenburg chairs: Colbert
He don't lie, he don't lie, he don't lie: Colbert
He wants all books to be censored, 'cept Tek Jansen adventures: Colbert
He says the media's too mean... when he's not stalking Charlene: Colbert
Eagle-eyed, eagle-eyed, eagle-eyed: Colbert
Whatever liberals insist, he knows America exists: Colbert
The case is open and shut that real men think from the gut: Colbert
He don't lie, he don't lie, he don't lie: Colbert
He's my guy, he's my guy, he's my guy: Colbert
Be sure to show some love to "Cocaine" songwriter J.J. Cale, the hit-version's performer Eric Clapton, and their lawyers — by buying the original recordings.
Labels: songs and doggerel, Stephen Colbert
posted by Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy at 5:29 PM
3 Comments:
Hey, that is a GREAT song! You need to somehow send it to the Colbert Report or the Daily Show or somewhere. Stephen Colbert (my hero of all heroes) would love it!
Awesome! Much funnier than the others floating around.
This song is not only really funny, but it sounds good too. If you haven't sent it to Colbert yet, you should - I think he'd love it.
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