Tuesday's dead
September 11th was on a Tuesday. Colbert made a joke that included the word "Tuesday." How dare he!
Attention humorists: you may never again use the day between Monday and Wednesday in a joke.
That, BTW, is the meaning of this post's title, which must be especially unacceptable, since it not only mentions Tuesday and death, it's a reference to Yusuf Islam (FKA Cat Stevens) — a Muslim who has flown on airplanes.
From now on, I promise to make only morally correct jokes, i.e., those concerning Hillary's butt and Bill's schlong.
Attention humorists: you may never again use the day between Monday and Wednesday in a joke.
That, BTW, is the meaning of this post's title, which must be especially unacceptable, since it not only mentions Tuesday and death, it's a reference to Yusuf Islam (FKA Cat Stevens) — a Muslim who has flown on airplanes.
From now on, I promise to make only morally correct jokes, i.e., those concerning Hillary's butt and Bill's schlong.
Labels: Stephen Colbert
posted by Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy at 9:52 AM
2 Comments:
He meant to say Monday.
This is getting so meta, my brain is going to explode.
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