The two sides of Ann Coulter

The quiet Ann — off the rolls?

The noisy Ann — off the rails:

Democrats have declared war against Republicans, and Republicans are wandering around like a bunch of ninny Neville Chamberlains, congratulating themselves on their excellent behavior. They'll have some terrific stories about their Gandhi-like passivity to share while sitting in cells at Guantanamo after Hillary is elected.

For a political party that grasps the concept of victory against foreign enemies, Republicans can't seem to grasp that concept when it comes to domestic enemies. Instead of taking a page from Sun-tzu's "Art of War," when it comes to fighting liberals, American conservatives prefer the Jimmy Carter unconditional-surrender strategy.

Patriotic Americans don't have to become dangerous psychotics like liberals, but they could at least act like men.

Do take the time to read her whole column. You'd think that showing the striking similarities between Republicans and Gandhi would be enough, but there's more! You'll find out that Limbaugh was framed, that we should heed the words of a fictional character who called 20 million dead Americans "getting our hair mussed," and you'll read a call-to-action that would surely make the Mahatma proud:

Where are the skinheads when you need them? What does a girl have to do to get an angry, club- and torch-wielding mob on its feet?

Here's a sampling of comments on Ann's commentary, from the Red-State blog:

The GOP needs to do a lot less apologizing and a lot more attacking.

They should be more like the rabid fringe of the Left attacking anything that moves.

Gotta fight fire with fire.

There's plenty of room to fight befor we reach kook level

I know we Republicans tend to be "stuffy" by nature and want to use logic to advance the cause but there are times when you gotta just get out the whuppin stick and go to town. It's just like a talented sports team at half time that knows what to do but hasn't executed very well. A good Coach lights them up - That's what Ann's Column was about.

To be fair, a few other posters called her "a fruit loop" and such... oh, hang on, there are some nice Republican skinheads at the door with clubs and torches. Good thing I'm a "dangerous psychotic."