Religious people are the best people XI

Mark Foley's boyhood priest remembers the nude massages and the skinny-dipping but can't recall whether he buggered the then-13-year-old. You know, because of the drug-induced haze and all.

But, hey, it's all good:

Mercieca said although Foley plans to "expose him to the world," he still has "great memories of our trips," the newspaper reported.

"I wish him well," Mercieca said. "Let bygones be bygones."