A Beltway miracle

Inquiring minds want to know. Did God forgive David Vitter (R-LA) for fucking one of the D.C. Madam's prostitutes? Or did He forgive the Republican Senator for getting blown by one of the D.C. Madam's prostitutes?

"This was a very serious sin in my past for which I am, of course, completely responsible," Vitter said in the statement. "Several years ago, I asked for and received forgiveness from God and my wife in confession and marriage counseling."

Either way, it's an historic day when a supernatural being communicates with a mere mortal, even if he's a family guy, and all:

David Vitter is dedicated to making life better for his young family and all Louisiana families. He’s focused on putting Louisiana first as an independent and outspoken reformer, and on advancing mainstream conservative principles.

At least he's got his priorities in the right place. With war spiraling out of control in the Middle East, a burgeoning deficit, and his own state struggling to recover from a devastating flood, he said this about his opposition to gay marriage:

"I don't believe there's any issue that's more important than this one."

No wonder God forgave him for fucking or getting blown by a prostitute.