MoveOn.org bulk-mail audition piece

One of the economy's few bright spots is the rapidly growing field of Progressive-Kabuki Letter-Writing,

To see if I have what it takes to do this valuable work for industry-leader MoveOn.org, I've assembled a brief work sample:

Dear [person who hasn't gotten around to opting out of the mailing-list]:

President Obama's shit-sandwich agenda is under siege! [Some Democratic Rep who's barely more liberal than your average Blue Dog] said [some generic quote s/he won't back up with action].

Republicans are resorting to lies and innuendo to trash the plan that promises to put human excrement on every American's dinner table. The evil GOP thinks, instead, that what we need is a puke sandwich.

Will you be able to live with yourself... if you don't make a donation to MoveOn and call your Rep to demand poop patties on every plate?

Click here! And the same link here! And over here, [person who is searching for the opt-out link about two years too late], for the ersatz feeling of being a committed activist!