Labels: American Extremists
posted by Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy at 12:01 AM
The post title was the best part. :D
"You can check out any time you like,But you can never leave." -- The Eagles, Hotel California
I wonder what they'll call it when the next Republican who wins picks up where Obama left off?
They'll call it an unprecedented, unmitigated evil caused by purists who shamefully withheld their votes from the deserving Democrats.
"They'll call it an unprecedented, unmitigated evil caused by purists who shamefully withheld their votes from the deserving Democrats."LOL! And all because the selfish bastids wanted a freakin' sparkle pony!
It made me so mad that it was successfully appealed, I went and wrote a song. Or rather updated a song. I'm sure you'll recognize it. This blog is quite the bad influence.I cried when they shot Gabbie GiffordsI wailed for more gun controlThe shootings at movies and templesMoved all American's soulsBut who cares about drone bomb victims?They're nothing but charred smoking holesSo love me love me love me, I'm a liberalI go to women's rights ralliesAnd I love and support all the gaysThe GOP is at war with our freedomsBut what's that about NDAA?Oh you crazy conspiracy theoristYou folks never cease to amaze!So love me love me love me, I'm a liberalI cheered when Obama was chosenMy faith in the system restoredI forgot about anti-war protestsAnd torture's now safely ignoredGeorge Bush was the worst person everBut justice is really a boreSo love me love me love me, I'm a liberalThe people who all vote RepublicanShould hang their heads in disgraceI can't understand how their minds workThey're a shame on the whole human raceBut now I'm okay with austerityBarack really made a good caseSo love me love me love me, I'm a liberalI read Kos and Salon and Balloon JuiceI really keep up on the newsI can tell you about how the right wingRuins all the Prez wants to doYou say he lied about single payer?You're voting for Romney, aren't you?So love me love me love me, I'm a liberalI vote for the Democratic partyNot even a question for meThere's no other viable optionEven if with them I claim to agreeI'd remind you that Nader ruined everythingSo forget about Jill and CheriSo love me love me love me, I'm a liberalOh I love that you're young and impulsiveWear every conceivable pinGo to all those Occupy meetingsJust remember apostasy's a sinRevolution is nothing to speak ofDon't you kids know that you'll never win?So love me love me love me, I'm a liberal~
High Arka, thanks -- always glad when the titles get a little love, which is not often at all.Michael, I was considering riffing on that song in this 'toon, very much on my mind while writing it.Peter, nice work. I imagine Phil would approve.
Peter, I may need to borrow your rewrite.I'm prepared to pay handsomely for the privilege. Cookies, beer, a new used car, whatever. Name your price!
Attribution is fine miss.And thank you VL.
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